Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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