- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

KILL WHITEY

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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