People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Gay republicans

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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