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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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