How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

the midget went to the midget store

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Actually it was me Josh brown

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Guess what? Bananas

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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