an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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