too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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