Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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epic win?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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