What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Long joke Your such a downey

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Your life

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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