What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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im gay

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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