What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Justin Beiber

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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