- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they told me not to write here but i did

I went to school. Then I came home.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Jellybeans

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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