- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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