What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Potato!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Women's rights.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What happened to my sunglasses?

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