Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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FIONN'S LIFE

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

The Morman Religion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Rick Santorum 2012

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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