Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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