A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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The Moon Landing.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Women's Rights.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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