How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Anti Joke

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