A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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