A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Women's Rights.

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That's what SHE said!

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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