Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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