I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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My kids are mistakes.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Oh s***

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Anti Joke

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