What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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