Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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