Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Women's Rights

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Woman rights.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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