- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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