- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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