Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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