I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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cats are pussies

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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