- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

richard is fag

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Women's rights.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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