- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

just sit down and dont be a Jew

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Face...the other white meat!

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Robin get in the batmobile!

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