- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

kaite is dumb that is true

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Wenis Penis

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Hitler

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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