- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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