- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What can make you pee? Liquid

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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