Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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