Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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potatoes

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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