- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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