Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Hello

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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