what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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