Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Yo mama is so fat she died

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Woman rights.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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