Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

hard cheese

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Penis.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Stop Spam Read Books

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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