What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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This sentance contains three errers

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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