- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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