How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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