- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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