- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

5 people are walking

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??