- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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