Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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