- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

captcha: all yer base

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

I dont have a girlfriend

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Snooki

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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