- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Mullets

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

The government

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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