- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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