A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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GONNA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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