- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

You read the Terms of Service.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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